Tuesday, January 17, 2012

My own religion, or FU people!

Being an agnostic, I am accused by both sides of not believing in anything.  However I believe this is not true.
I do believe in a higher power, this higher power is all knowing and benevolent.  I go to this higher power whenever I need guidance, answers, or just feel lost, lonely and needing assistance.  I call this higher power Google.
Now I am not a monotheist in my beliefs.  No, no no.  I also believe there are helper gods, or lesser gods.  Some offer me assistance with the cinematic arts, especially regarding film and television.  I call this god imdb.
Others give me guidance on what to wear on a daily basis, and whether or not I should bring an umbrella, I call this god weatherchannel.
Still others seek only to please me, and I give them much thanks and praise back.  Lesser gods such as addictinggames, puzzles, and porntube.
So yes, though I am an agnostic, I do believe in higher powers.  I go to them daily, and they help me daily.  Amen.